You will just waste precious minutes adding up how much potential sleep time you have left. Despite how bad you might feel, you are not going to actually DIE from lack of sleep. My eldest daughter did and she was the Sleep Thief From Hell for two years. Then you will waste more minutes stressing about it. Instead of beating yourself up about all the things you should have done , commend yourself for all the brilliant things you have done. This way any amount of sleep you get is automatically a treat!
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How to Survive When Your Baby Won't Go the F**k to Sleep
What does this song mean to you? On your right side there was nothing left, and on the left side there was nothing right Your head's bigger than your cowboy hat I'll pick your teeth with my baseball-bat A slingshot and a band grenade You trying target practise in the dark You only brag about your dirty deeds but your storm's not coming. Unless they are specifically written about your baby, they are pretty useless. Maintain a healthy diet. For more totally useless advice and tales of tiredness feel free to visit www.
By healthy, I mean food. My eldest daughter did and she was the Sleep Thief From Hell for two years. If your babies refuse to be distracted either hide from them or imprison them somewhere safe cot, car seat, pram until you have finished your drink. These days I am the queen of multi-half tasking.
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So try not to worry about 'making a rod for your own back' or that your child will 'never learn to self soothe. Maintain a healthy diet. I am definitely NOT encouraging binge drinking anyone who has ever experienced a hangover plus baby will know it is just not worth it but a little wine once the kids are asleep is a great way to relax and pretend you are a normal grown-up person who sips leisurely on glasses of Sauvignon Blanc in the evening or for at least 45 minutes between baby-wakings. Do not take advice from anything you read on the Internet ever. Chances are you won't even pass out. Until you almost pass out in Sainsburys, knock down an entire flower display and then buy yourself two Snickers bars. These days I am the queen of multi-half tasking. Especially, stuff written by a severely sleep-deprived mother-of-two who is an expert on absolutely nothing.